My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
