i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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