He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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