i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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