What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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