honey bunches of taint.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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