Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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