I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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