quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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