and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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