He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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