id be glad to
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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