Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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