can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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