i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize