its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dick very happy bro
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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