i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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