we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
