Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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