No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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