I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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