Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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