Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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