I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
