so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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