honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
that's an acceptable place to lick
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I am mentally ready for anal.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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