dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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