So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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