The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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