Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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