i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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