I murdered the dance floor call the cops
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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