My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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