this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My dick has a subreddit
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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