Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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