Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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