It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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