its not stalking. its research.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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