Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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