I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think I won the penis lottery.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
A+ Viking dick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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