WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
