is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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