Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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