we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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