The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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