Can Purell be used as lube?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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