We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
