when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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