just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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