Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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