omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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