That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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