Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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