Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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